A DOG’S PERSPECTIVE. Hi, my name is Coadee, actually, it is Fer Coadee, but my pompous owners mercifully just call me Coadee. My new owners recently pilfered me from my parents. Okay maybe pilfered is a little harsh, but no one asked me if I wanted to go. My new home is interesting and the humans seem nice. However, they say “NO” all the time. I do not know what they mean but they say that word constantly. "Coadee NO biting, Coadee NO chewing on the furniture. Coadee NO biting the chickens, Coadee NO eating shoes,” It just goes on and on with the NO’s. If I got a treat for every time I heard "No" or "Coadee" I would never work a day in my life. The humans do shower me with love and praise but one of them keeps kissing me on my head. What is that about?
There is plenty of room for me to run and tons of smells. There is so much to see and explore but I get too tired and end up sleeping a little. The naps are refreshing but I keep getting disturbed because the humans have feathery things that do not stay where they should. My humans wake me up and show me where these feathers are, they point and say “chickens” and I guess I am suppose to give chase. I know they want me to chase them but I am at a loss as to what they want me to do once I catch them. Therefore, I nibble on them to see what they feel like.
They are some dumb feathers let me tell you. I will be chasing one and it runs right into the fence getting caught up and tangled. I just lay down put a paw on the feathers and get a mouth full. That is all I am doing, okay I might be checking out other body parts of the feathers but I do not hurt them. Honestly, the feathers tickle the top of my mouth and I like that.
While this is happening though the human keeps yelling NO biting; when the human finally gets to me, they take the feathers and put it in the pen. I am learning that these feathers or chickens as the humans say are not the brightest when it comes to running and hiding. The other irritating aspect of my new home is that the humans are forever calling my name. I am starting to think that they have a limited vocabulary. NO COADEE, I hear those words in my sleep. Then the one with a deep voice keeps saying, "You are just killing me", go figure what that means. He is always shaking his head as he says it too.
How many times do they think they have to call my name? I will come back but when I am on the trail of a great scent the last thing I need is to keep hearing my name. It is irritating, especially when I need to find the source of that wonderful smell. I have a lot of work before I get the humans totally trained but they are showing signs of progress.
I saw tiny humans too. Some were smaller than I am and cannot stand up especially when I go over to smell them. One small human let out this loud noise. That hurt my ears so I turned away and saw other little humans running so I went to go run with them. Okay, I was chasing them. For some strange reason I thought they seemed to be getting to far away from all of us and I did not want that to happen. I do not know what that was about but I thought they needed to come back to the group. Well I went to go get them.
The little humans fall over easy too but, I can lick there face when they are on the ground so that works for me. There is something to the little humans they just smell great and they really like petting me. Who can argue with that?
Well I hear one of my humans calling so I will need to go. Probably some stupid chicken is out of the pen. Man, those animals are not going to be winning the Nobel Prize anytime soon. I like them but hey, I keep it real.
Buy Local: If you do not, the humans get it!
p.s. I just wonder sometimes what goes through her mind as we work and I am not explaining how to do things correctly. She stares at me and twists her head from one side to the other, as if she hears me is trying to understand but we are just not there yet.