Alternative Community Farmer/WPB.FL

The sun is cooking the lawn grass and the water sprinkler is hiking the water bill.Here in S.Florida there are plenty of heat and but not much to eat from the lawn grass garden.Introducing the Lazyman gardening :

There are plenty of fruit berries and vines and more of the incredible edible wild crafted food growing in the backyards or the wild that is waiting for a harvest ...But it is like crying in the wilderness.No one is hearing me(Reason:Lot of people who live in Florida are seniors...I am one tooo, who can not afford anymore to buy hearing aids devices thanks to the deep recession or its new NICKNAME:  Abreviation DDT or Abridged full name:Double Dip......precion Trouble!)

Lazy gardners like to hire someone to do the donkey work of hard digging and weeding.But now with an economic crunch that is breaking  our backs already without even trying to dig in the garden .Also, it is harder to find someone like a cheap migrant farmer to do the donkey work either, after the infamous Arizona Law took effect and scared away almost half of the illegal immigrants .

So , here comes an genious idea to harvest without even doing any farming or gardening WORK.Call it  the lazyman gardening way(Get Something for Nothing !).Just by going to the wilderness (Developers did not leave much though)in S.Florida and start picking some the most nutritious harvests like:Saw Palmetto,Sea Grapes,wild grapes,Calalo(wild spinach) and Sarase.Just to mention a few.But , hold on: Do not attempt to do it on your own and end up picking some poisonous berries, instead.Always have some one knowledgable with you .I recommend a Florida Master Gardener( I am one of them), or an Urban Organic Community /Backyard Farmer ( I am one of them too!)....Hey:By the way ,I am  open  for being  hired!Got papers , a shovel and  Hell yeh..I am ready to travel-if you only send me  a prepaid two way open ticket!

There are more ways to farm the lazymans  way...Stay tuned if you are one of them.Speaking of the devil  makes me obliged to stop here as the lazy gardners do not like to work their eyes reading ..either...

So here is a suggestion:Buy my upcoming book(Not available  in ACTUAL print yet !But available at a VIRTUAL BOOKSTORE near you -open to the public only during grave yard shift hours )titled:HOW TO GARDEN THE  CRAZY/LAZYMAN'S WAY .

Read it before you go to bed.Put it under your pillow and go to sleep.You will be doing much of night time gardening  and harvesting all what you like in your dream..offcourse....See...no hard gardening work done!

I call it Virtual Gardening!May be some one will steel my idea or even beleive it.I got to go now....Caution:Do not buy my virtual book nor do what  the lazyman virtual gardener tellsl you!

Otherwise you will end up being invited to  a "dinner for schmucks".

Happy Actual Gardening!