You know, I know plenty of urban-chicken people here in the city, and I'm aware that sometimes raccoons devour them. That's gross. But this week, apparently, our farm lost five chickens to skunks. Who only ate the chickens' heads. That is insane. You see why I live in the city?
I'm trying to figure out what the stupid skunk was thinking. Did it think the chickens were Pez dispensers? Was it disappointed after the first one, but just had to keep trying? Did Pepe Le Pew have a psychotic break after one too many tauntings from Foghorn Leghorn?
I'm so grossed out right now. Nature, you make no sense.