Our rooster is a terrorist. Perhaps not in the context of America's War on Terror, but he sure terrorizes us! His name is King Louis XIV, because he has a beautiful red comb like the rising sun, and King Louis XIV was called "The Sun King". Recently, we've been letting our laying/breeding flock of chickens roam the yard. Whenever we get anywhere near the chicken coop or the hens, King Louis will run up and continuously attack us. Our defense? A spray bottle. He hates getting wet! I'm hoping eventually he'll learn to respect us a little, and we can develop an uneasy truce like the one we have with our breeding turkey tom, Big Guy.
A boiling pot of water may change his attitude. :)
Or the guillotine!! Chop! No.. wait.. That was Louis XVI. Never mind.
Coq-au-vin, je sais.... yum yum