St John Creamery

St. John Creamery is a giant pompous farce. The owner, Marsha St. John, is an incredibly evil, lying, nosy, sneaky, gossiping, backstabbing, racist who calls herself a Christian. She is the type of Christian who believes that if she just knows the bible, backwards and forwards, that she will be absolved of her present sins, and future ones, without actually working on herself. She is basically a female combination of a dumb Andrew Carnegie and George Bush Jr. She is very erratic, crazy and random. She enjoys seeing people angry, from her unorganized, nonsensical ways.

Her farm, and her equipment, are below sub par. She is satisfied with just barely passing inspections. There are holes, in her fences, that the goats escape through most of the time. Alot of her baby goats have tetanus because of her, and her workers, refusing to properly clean up the waste from their pens. This same problem leads to alot of her goats having parasites. She runs away good workers and hires convicts.