Miller Farms

Until last night, 11/9/2024 I was the biggest fan of Millers coffee milk, I freeze them until they?re just slushy and drink them like Frappuccinos, if you?re not afraid of the horrific pain and projectile vomiting that comes with food (and apparently DRINK born illnesses) you would love it too. Last night however, I took my nightly coffee milk out of the freezer, shook it up, promptly drank more than half of it and then? one of the worst pains I have ever felt IN MY LIFE (I had a whole baby with no epidural, I was hit by a whole car once, I had a 14 mm kidney stone lodged in my ureter which required emergency surgery and a series of surgeries afterwards AND I?ve had an abscessed tooth? just for context) when I tell you the pain in my stomach was like having my intestines pulled slowly out while being twisted and simultaneously being punched in my upper gi tract, it doesn?t do the actual pain I felt any justice. Ty Millers for whatever tf THAT WAS but I?ll be going to Dunkin Donuts now.